Harry Potter = Beto
Dumbledore = Obama
Hagrid = dick Cheney
Malfoy = Barron trump
Moving staircases = terrorist attacks
Snape = Bernie
Nearly headless nick = Trevor Noah
Moaning myrtle = Ted Cruz
Luna lovegood = AOC
The Mirror of Erised = trump tower
Arthur Weasley = Joe biden
Dementors = sjws
Dumbledore = Obama
Hagrid = dick Cheney
Malfoy = Barron trump
Moving staircases = terrorist attacks
Snape = Bernie
Nearly headless nick = Trevor Noah
Moaning myrtle = Ted Cruz
Luna lovegood = AOC
The Mirror of Erised = trump tower
Arthur Weasley = Joe biden
Dementors = sjws